Here it is again in Black:
Friday, April 6, 2012
Stark Family Coat of Arms
Here is a design I've put together for a T-shirt crossing Iron Man and Game of Thrones:
Here it is again in Black:
Here it is again in Black:
Tuesday, February 14, 2012
Ravagers and World’s Finest: A Closer Look at DC’s New Team Books with Female Leads
DC comics has revealed details for their second wave of comics to come out of the rebooted new 52, and a handful of titles promise the return of some fan favorite characters as well as the presentation of female characters in the fore-front. Namely in the former of Ravagers, featuring a new Terra and Beast Boy; and Worlds’ Finest, a title that used to be about Batman and Superman (it also used to be World’s Finest, a feat of punctuational distinction that excites your humble editor), is now housing the triumphant return of Powergirl and The Huntress to the DC Universe.
A new group called the Ravagers is set to hit stands in May following a crossover event called “The Culling,” and it boasts a multitude of revamped classic teen heroes, as well as the introduction of some new ones. Spinning out of the pages of Teen Titans, Legion Lost, and Superboy, the series will focus on the escaped prisoners of the shadowy organization called N.O.W.H.E.R.E. and how they will band together to come to terms with the traumatic experiences they faced while imprisoned, and move forward with their lives. Leading this motley team is Caitlyn Fairchild, of former Gen13 fame, who has been recently seen under the mousy guise of “Red” in issues of Superboy alongside Rose Wilson, who will also play a pivotal role in Ravagers. Joining them will be a rotating cycle of characters. Included in the first issue, we will see a new iteration of the Thunder and Lightning team, with the sibling duo now brother and sister, as opposed to brothers as we have previously seen them. We are also introduced to yet another new Terra, however this one is meant to be the original Tara Markov, albeit with a new look and updated powers. Rounding out the team is Beast Boy, who now sports red fur to reflect the events occurring in the current Animal Man and Swamp Thing comics, and a new monstrous creature named Ridge, who possesses the appearance of alien Armadillo.
A few issues arise looking at the cover of the first issue, namely in regards to the choice in costumes. Fairchild appears to be wearing nothing except her underwear, and the rest of the team look like rejects from Tron: Legacy. Given that the suits being seen are nearly identical to that currently being worn by Superboy, one can assume that they are standard N.O.W.H.E.R.E. issued garb, and are essentially prison uniforms that will be discarded once the characters obtain freedom. In regards to Caitlyn being in her skivvies, let’s just assume she had to “hulk out” of her civilian/scientist attire in a fashion similar to what we have recently seen in Superboy, and hope she’ll return to an outfit similar to what we saw in Wildstorm’s Worldstorm (Also, we can lose the exposed midriff; the 90s are over.)
Another title set for release in the second wave is Worlds’ Finest (top pic), which focuses on the characters of Power Girl and Huntress, bringing them back to their Pre-Crisis roots on Earth 2, where Helena Wayne is Robin, the daughter of Batman and Catwoman, and Karen Starr is the Supergirl of that world. The story follows how the two heroines have been transported to the world of the new 52 (New Earth? Earth 52?) and how they have to adapt to fit in, while attempting to try to find their way home.
The most notable change in this new book is not the characters’ backstories, but instead the change in Power Girl’s costume; specifically the removal of the infamous “Boob window.” Although some fans may mourn the loss of one of the biggest cheesecake factors in comics, the removal of the “Boob window” is a step in the right direction for Power Girl, female superheroes, and the comic industry in general. In the past, the “Boob window” had sadly become the most distinguishing aspect of a great character who has had a rich history, strong connections within the DCU, and unique motivations. It’s removal now allows Power Girl’s character to evolve and grow while being taken seriously, and helps show that women in comics are meant to be realistic, three dimensional characters, not over sexualized eye candy.
Power Girl’s new costume has some very positive aspects, but also possesses problems of its own. The costume covers the previously fabric-less area with a Kryptonian-esque shield meant to reference Power Girl’s connection to Superman, while simultaneously giving Power Girl a symbol of her own. She retains her red cape and classic white leotard, but trades sleeves for pant legs, and replaces her blue gloves and boots for golden ones. Although this overall color scheme and presentation is aesthetically appealing, it is less than iconic or unique, especially since it looks like she simply raided Supreme’s closet, and slapped a “P” on the front.
Going hand-in-hand with the release of Worlds’ Finest is the much anticipated title Earth 2, which has been anticipated to be where we would find blatantly missing Justice Society. However, all that has been revealed thus far is an alternate cover to the first issue which has new rumors buzzing that the Batman and Wonder Woman presented on the cover are none other than Dick Grayson, and the missing Donna Troy. Speculation delves even further into who the young Superman is, whether he is Conner Kent, Mon-el, or some son of Clark. How closely Worlds’ Finest will tie-in to Earth 2 has yet to be seen, but the potential for a Power Girl, Huntress, Donna Troy team-up sounds too good to be true.
- Ravagers picture Clockwise from bottom: (Caitlyn Fairchild, Thunder, Terra, Ridge, Lightning, Beast Boy)
Read it at themarysue.com here
A new group called the Ravagers is set to hit stands in May following a crossover event called “The Culling,” and it boasts a multitude of revamped classic teen heroes, as well as the introduction of some new ones. Spinning out of the pages of Teen Titans, Legion Lost, and Superboy, the series will focus on the escaped prisoners of the shadowy organization called N.O.W.H.E.R.E. and how they will band together to come to terms with the traumatic experiences they faced while imprisoned, and move forward with their lives. Leading this motley team is Caitlyn Fairchild, of former Gen13 fame, who has been recently seen under the mousy guise of “Red” in issues of Superboy alongside Rose Wilson, who will also play a pivotal role in Ravagers. Joining them will be a rotating cycle of characters. Included in the first issue, we will see a new iteration of the Thunder and Lightning team, with the sibling duo now brother and sister, as opposed to brothers as we have previously seen them. We are also introduced to yet another new Terra, however this one is meant to be the original Tara Markov, albeit with a new look and updated powers. Rounding out the team is Beast Boy, who now sports red fur to reflect the events occurring in the current Animal Man and Swamp Thing comics, and a new monstrous creature named Ridge, who possesses the appearance of alien Armadillo.A few issues arise looking at the cover of the first issue, namely in regards to the choice in costumes. Fairchild appears to be wearing nothing except her underwear, and the rest of the team look like rejects from Tron: Legacy. Given that the suits being seen are nearly identical to that currently being worn by Superboy, one can assume that they are standard N.O.W.H.E.R.E. issued garb, and are essentially prison uniforms that will be discarded once the characters obtain freedom. In regards to Caitlyn being in her skivvies, let’s just assume she had to “hulk out” of her civilian/scientist attire in a fashion similar to what we have recently seen in Superboy, and hope she’ll return to an outfit similar to what we saw in Wildstorm’s Worldstorm (Also, we can lose the exposed midriff; the 90s are over.)
Another title set for release in the second wave is Worlds’ Finest (top pic), which focuses on the characters of Power Girl and Huntress, bringing them back to their Pre-Crisis roots on Earth 2, where Helena Wayne is Robin, the daughter of Batman and Catwoman, and Karen Starr is the Supergirl of that world. The story follows how the two heroines have been transported to the world of the new 52 (New Earth? Earth 52?) and how they have to adapt to fit in, while attempting to try to find their way home.The most notable change in this new book is not the characters’ backstories, but instead the change in Power Girl’s costume; specifically the removal of the infamous “Boob window.” Although some fans may mourn the loss of one of the biggest cheesecake factors in comics, the removal of the “Boob window” is a step in the right direction for Power Girl, female superheroes, and the comic industry in general. In the past, the “Boob window” had sadly become the most distinguishing aspect of a great character who has had a rich history, strong connections within the DCU, and unique motivations. It’s removal now allows Power Girl’s character to evolve and grow while being taken seriously, and helps show that women in comics are meant to be realistic, three dimensional characters, not over sexualized eye candy.
Power Girl’s new costume has some very positive aspects, but also possesses problems of its own. The costume covers the previously fabric-less area with a Kryptonian-esque shield meant to reference Power Girl’s connection to Superman, while simultaneously giving Power Girl a symbol of her own. She retains her red cape and classic white leotard, but trades sleeves for pant legs, and replaces her blue gloves and boots for golden ones. Although this overall color scheme and presentation is aesthetically appealing, it is less than iconic or unique, especially since it looks like she simply raided Supreme’s closet, and slapped a “P” on the front.
Going hand-in-hand with the release of Worlds’ Finest is the much anticipated title Earth 2, which has been anticipated to be where we would find blatantly missing Justice Society. However, all that has been revealed thus far is an alternate cover to the first issue which has new rumors buzzing that the Batman and Wonder Woman presented on the cover are none other than Dick Grayson, and the missing Donna Troy. Speculation delves even further into who the young Superman is, whether he is Conner Kent, Mon-el, or some son of Clark. How closely Worlds’ Finest will tie-in to Earth 2 has yet to be seen, but the potential for a Power Girl, Huntress, Donna Troy team-up sounds too good to be true.- Ravagers picture Clockwise from bottom: (Caitlyn Fairchild, Thunder, Terra, Ridge, Lightning, Beast Boy)
Read it at themarysue.com here
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
D.C.'s Red Palace: Beers, Burgers, and Burlesque
Following my New Year's Resolution to explore Washington D.C. more, and try more new and exciting things; a couple weeks ago I decided to attend my first Burlesque show. It has been something I had been wanting to do for a while, and in my excitement I had planned to go over the top and dress up in a full tuxedo, adorned with a top hat, monocle, and cane, and sip scotch in a classy way before and during the performance, as if I was attending a performance back in the golden age of Burlesque. However, I was lucky enough to be attending the show on a date, and my lovely companion Melissa convinced me to tone it down and so I simply showed up in a dress shirt and tie, while she accompanied me in a tastefully elegant blue dress.
Upon arrival at the Red Palace, I noticed the distinctively dive bar feel of the place, which immediately endeared me to the location; as did the freak show type theme that resonated throughout the walls and ceiling of the venue. Pictures of Siamese twins joined at the head and alligator boys decorated the area, giving the location a cool, eerie vibe. In lieu of Scotch, we decided that our primary drink for the night would be Bourbon Whiskey, and thus upon arriving at the Red Palace we began imbibing a variety of bourbon shots, while she chased with Jack and Cokes, and I with several beers. Craft beers 
appeared to be their specialty, and as a fan I was inclined to try several. The one I was most excited about was D.C. Brau which I had only recently heard about in the Youtube video Shit People in D.C. Say. Granted I was a couple shots deep at the time, but I was incredibly disappointed with D.C. Brau. I got it on draft, and it seemed deprived of hops, and possessed a taste best described as sour ass. Luckily, I was able to quickly wash the taste out of my mouth, as I tried another of the Red Palace's specialties; specifically, their signature burger
, The Burpoken. It consists of a regular burger with shredded pork on top, and strips of grilled chicken on top of that. Unfortunately, I wasn't given sufficient time to enjoy the burger because as it arrived, they began letting people in to see the show. Therefore, I smothered it in mayonnaise and ketchup and demolished it in under two minutes, much to Melissa's disgust. Despite the dashed dining, The Burporken worked really well, and was generally delicious. It held together badly and was incredibly messy, but the pulled pork blended really well with the burger meat, and the chicken strips seemed to accentuate the entire combination.
appeared to be their specialty, and as a fan I was inclined to try several. The one I was most excited about was D.C. Brau which I had only recently heard about in the Youtube video Shit People in D.C. Say. Granted I was a couple shots deep at the time, but I was incredibly disappointed with D.C. Brau. I got it on draft, and it seemed deprived of hops, and possessed a taste best described as sour ass. Luckily, I was able to quickly wash the taste out of my mouth, as I tried another of the Red Palace's specialties; specifically, their signature burger
, The Burpoken. It consists of a regular burger with shredded pork on top, and strips of grilled chicken on top of that. Unfortunately, I wasn't given sufficient time to enjoy the burger because as it arrived, they began letting people in to see the show. Therefore, I smothered it in mayonnaise and ketchup and demolished it in under two minutes, much to Melissa's disgust. Despite the dashed dining, The Burporken worked really well, and was generally delicious. It held together badly and was incredibly messy, but the pulled pork blended really well with the burger meat, and the chicken strips seemed to accentuate the entire combination.  | |
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The performing Burlesque troupe was called Albert Cadabera's Skullduggery and Skin Show. Cadabera served as the host, and was endearing enough to keep the audience entertained and captivated from act to act, and even carried out an impressive performance of his own later in the show when he swallowed and retrieved a long string of razor blades. Dangrrr Doll, and the other scantily pastie clad ladies who highlighted the show performed admirably, but were sadly far from astonishing. The act that absolutely stole the show was that of the handlebar mustachioed cowboy, Chris McDaniel. He opened up showcasing his impressive talents with a lasso, making every man in the house feel like they were 5 again watching a Western in awe. A few minutes later he came back on stage to demonstrate his proficiency with a whip, stimulating the audience to such a degree that Melissa quipped to Rossalyn "I'm taking HIM home tonight." The rest of the show was a whiskey fueled blur. I recall a very talented little dog, named "Ruby the Wonder Dog who I had to watch on the flat screen, but that's about it. Following the conclusion of the show, Melissa and I stumbled out into a snow storm before hitting up a bar called Sticky Rice, and a couple others whose names I don't recall, then inevitably headed home. Overall, I would certainly visit The Red Palace again, either for a couple drinks or for a great show.
*All of the pictures were found online, because I forgot to bring my camera to the show.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Catwoman and Batman Still Having Sex- Batman an Abusive Partner?
Following the controversy surrounding the first issue of the newly rebooted Catwoman series, part of DC Comics’ new 52, one would believe the follow up issue would be a bit more timid, or at the very least, less sexually charged. However, it appears that the intimate scene shared by Batman and Catwoman at the end of the first issue served only as foreplay.
The second issue opens with Batman and Catwoman in the throes of carnal indulgence, which Catwoman describes as “a lot like a bar fight.” The scene is shown in intimate detail, and illustrates a disturbing revelation that Batman is somewhat of an abusive partner. This can be determined by the fact that mid-coitus he apparently yells obscenities at Catwoman while throwing her around the room, bruising her, and choking her. Of course Catwoman is apparently into this, inferring a sort of S&M relationship between the two of them (all that leather suddenly makes sense), making their already strange relationship even more disturbing, because this means Batman basically lets Catwoman break the law and get away with it in exchange for rough sex.
As bothersome as this scene is, it does bring up an interesting question about the nature of Batman. That is, if Bruce Wayne sees Batman as a different persona, does he maintain this character in every aspect of life while in costume, even in a situation as personal and familiar as sex? Is Batman meant to be scary and intimidating in the boudoir, or is he only this way with Catwoman? Was Talia al Ghul thrown about the room in a similar manner during Damien’s conception, or is this “bar fight” style of love making meant to be representative of Batman’s conflicting emotions of love and disdain towards Catwoman?
- See a disturbing re-interpretation of this scene and more at The Mary Sue where part of my article is posted.
As bothersome as this scene is, it does bring up an interesting question about the nature of Batman. That is, if Bruce Wayne sees Batman as a different persona, does he maintain this character in every aspect of life while in costume, even in a situation as personal and familiar as sex? Is Batman meant to be scary and intimidating in the boudoir, or is he only this way with Catwoman? Was Talia al Ghul thrown about the room in a similar manner during Damien’s conception, or is this “bar fight” style of love making meant to be representative of Batman’s conflicting emotions of love and disdain towards Catwoman?
- See a disturbing re-interpretation of this scene and more at The Mary Sue where part of my article is posted.
Friday, September 30, 2011
52 Pick Up Part 4
The New 52 in Review: Week 4
Christopher Holden continues a series reviewing the New 52 with…
ALL-STAR WESTERN
All-Star Western opens with Jonah Hex and Amadeus Arkham teaming up to solve the mystery of a slew of Jack-the-Ripper-like murders in 1880’s era Gotham City. As per usual, Jonah Hex is portrayed perfectly by Gray and Palmiotti. However, Hex seems somewhat out of place in Gotham, regardless of the time period. If he remains the main protagonist, I hope the stories return to the plains. Arkham’s internal commentary provides an interesting perspective on the situation, as well as a deeper examination of Hex’s motivations, but ultimately Arkham’s presence proves as annoying to the reader as he seems to Jonah. The story picks up at the end with revalation of the involvement of what appears to be the Skull and Bone society. If you’re a Jonah Hex fan, I would suggest skipping this opening story arc and waiting for a more traditionally western tale to be released.
AQUAMAN
Since Brightest Day, Geoff Johns has been hyping up his renovation of Aquaman into a more badass character. Sadly, the first issue of Aquaman is not too impressive. Although Johns does a good job placing Aquaman in a modern setting, he spends most of the issue trying to prove that Aquaman is not a joke, but instead seems to simply perpetuate the joke further. The plot makes little sense, since most of the comic shows random humans making fun of Aquaman to his face, yet at the end of the issue Aquaman decides to abandon his kingdom and start a new life on land with his wife. Although I’m interested to see if the series picks up, I will not be spending any more money to feed my curiousity.
BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHT
Despite being very nicely drawn, Batman: The Dark Knight is the weakest of the three new Batman titles. The first issue was generally forgettable and uninteresting. The plot shows yet another breakout from Arkham Asylum, with the appearance of a ‘roided out Two-Face at the end, who spouts one of the dumbest lines I’ve heard in comics “You can call me One-Face now.”
BLACKHAWKS
Blackhawks gives us a modern interpretation of an old team. All the characters are new and seem somewhat relatable, and there is a great deal of action involved. The new series carries the previous iteration’s tradition of giving the main characters nicknames that appear to be based on ethnic backgrounds, however unlike the original Blackawk characters these names are not so straightforwardly stereotypical, but instead stem from a specific story from the character’s past, making them more three dimensional. The story is somewhat interesting, but doesn’t really grab you. If anything I would wait and look at the first trade before investing any time with this title.
THE FLASH
Continuing with the same creative team as pre-Flashpoint, Flash #1 is wonderfully drawn in creative ways, but seems far more like a CSI Central City book than a Flash title. One major change is that Barry is no longer married to Iris West, but is instead dating his co-worker Patty Spivot. Also, it should be noted that there are still no signs of Iris’s favorite nephew Wally. The opening storyline is weak, which may deter new fans who began reading because of Flashpoint. Overall, this is an alright book, but not a very good Flash book.
THE FURY OF FIRESTORM: THE NUCLEAR MEN
The Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Men redefines the story of Firestorm by expanding what and who Firestorm is, while incorporating the two different protagonists that fans have grown to love. By including Ronnie Raymond, Professor Stein and Jason Rusch in the origin, The Fury of Firestorm appeals to various generations of Firestorm fans while offering up a completely new story that seems darker and more in depth than stories of the past.
GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANS
Continuing with the theme of giving each human Green Lantern a re-introduction, Green Lantern: New Guardians provides a simplified retelling of Kyle Raynor’s origin. Following this, the start of a mystery opens up concerning a multitude of mulitcolored lantern rings abandoning their owners and finding their way to Kyle an attempt to recruit him. Much like the other Green Lantern opening titles, this works as a great jumping on point for new fans.
I, VAMPIRE
At first glance, I assumed this title was made to appeal to the Twilight crowd, and would offer nothing of interest. I was incredibly surprised to discover that it provided a captivating story set in continuity, with dark undertones and great artwork. The protagonist is remniscent of Blade in his motivations, but has a more complex story, and a strong Frankenstein-like tie to the antagonist. I’m excited to see how this story will play out, and what role it will play in the greater DCU.
JUSTICE LEAGUE DARK
This title is basically the new Shadowpact. Not too much happens in this first issue, as an emphasis is placed on introducing all the characters, and putting together a purpose for the team to form. An interesting scene is shown where Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are defeated by a sea of jagged magical teeth conjured up by a powerful crone. Although the first issue was not the most exciting, I feel like this is one title to watch, as it seems like it will become very interesting and hopefully thought provoking as the series progresses.
THE SAVAGE HAWKMAN
The Savage Hawkman is nicely drawn, but is not too interesting. Once again Hawkman’s origins are indeterminable and Carter Hall is not a particularly likeable character. It is intriguing to see that the Hawkman costume, made out of Nth Metal, is now apparently symbiotic, but it’s not enough to warrant reading any more of this series. I suggest either waiting for the inevitable re-introduction of Hawkgirl to pick up this title, or just avoiding it altogether.
SUPERMAN
The story opens with the demolition of the old Daily Planet building, and the unveiling of the new one, which symbolizes a sense of progression forward for Superman and his world. The story is written with an interesting editorial perspective, making the entire comic feel like a story written for the Daily Planet by Clark Kent. There is a great deal of action, but an equally large amount of character development, making a simple story about Superman fighting a fire monster much more compelling. The writing makes the reader sympathize with Clark Kent at the end of the story. Although I still believe Action Comics is the best Superman title of the new 52, Superman is a close second, and a title I would not miss.
TEEN TITANS
Without a doubt the best comic of the week, Teen Titans did a great job of re-introducing the characters of Kid Flash, Red Robin, and Wondergirl. Much of the story reads more like a spy tale than a superhero story, with Tim and Cassie being followed by mysterious men from N.O.W.H.E.R.E. throughout. There are plenty of easter eggs provided as well, with brief glimpses of Beast Boy, Starfire, Bunker, Miss Martian, Static, and a re-designed Raven appearing on Red Robin’s computer. A great moment in the issue is when Cassie first becomes Wondergirl and evokes (clone) Superboy’s first appearance by shouting “Don’t. Call. Me. Wondergirl!” which is ironic because she’s set to meet him in the next issue. I am incredibly excited for this series, especially since it runs hand-in-hand with the equally amazing new Superboy title.
VOODOO
Long story short, the entire comic revolves around a pair of federal agents at a strip club who are checking out the main attraction who performs under the stage name Voodoo. It turns out she’s an alien, but you don’t find out until the last page or two, so most of the story is a lot of unnecessary cheesecake. Basically, buying this comic is like going to a strip club, you waste your money and leave filled with shame and regret. This is a horrible comic that has no future; do not waste your time or dignity on it.
Part 3 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-3.html
Part 2 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-2.html
Part 1 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-1.html
ALL-STAR WESTERN
All-Star Western opens with Jonah Hex and Amadeus Arkham teaming up to solve the mystery of a slew of Jack-the-Ripper-like murders in 1880’s era Gotham City. As per usual, Jonah Hex is portrayed perfectly by Gray and Palmiotti. However, Hex seems somewhat out of place in Gotham, regardless of the time period. If he remains the main protagonist, I hope the stories return to the plains. Arkham’s internal commentary provides an interesting perspective on the situation, as well as a deeper examination of Hex’s motivations, but ultimately Arkham’s presence proves as annoying to the reader as he seems to Jonah. The story picks up at the end with revalation of the involvement of what appears to be the Skull and Bone society. If you’re a Jonah Hex fan, I would suggest skipping this opening story arc and waiting for a more traditionally western tale to be released.
AQUAMANSince Brightest Day, Geoff Johns has been hyping up his renovation of Aquaman into a more badass character. Sadly, the first issue of Aquaman is not too impressive. Although Johns does a good job placing Aquaman in a modern setting, he spends most of the issue trying to prove that Aquaman is not a joke, but instead seems to simply perpetuate the joke further. The plot makes little sense, since most of the comic shows random humans making fun of Aquaman to his face, yet at the end of the issue Aquaman decides to abandon his kingdom and start a new life on land with his wife. Although I’m interested to see if the series picks up, I will not be spending any more money to feed my curiousity.
BATMAN: THE DARK KNIGHTDespite being very nicely drawn, Batman: The Dark Knight is the weakest of the three new Batman titles. The first issue was generally forgettable and uninteresting. The plot shows yet another breakout from Arkham Asylum, with the appearance of a ‘roided out Two-Face at the end, who spouts one of the dumbest lines I’ve heard in comics “You can call me One-Face now.”
BLACKHAWKSBlackhawks gives us a modern interpretation of an old team. All the characters are new and seem somewhat relatable, and there is a great deal of action involved. The new series carries the previous iteration’s tradition of giving the main characters nicknames that appear to be based on ethnic backgrounds, however unlike the original Blackawk characters these names are not so straightforwardly stereotypical, but instead stem from a specific story from the character’s past, making them more three dimensional. The story is somewhat interesting, but doesn’t really grab you. If anything I would wait and look at the first trade before investing any time with this title.
THE FLASHContinuing with the same creative team as pre-Flashpoint, Flash #1 is wonderfully drawn in creative ways, but seems far more like a CSI Central City book than a Flash title. One major change is that Barry is no longer married to Iris West, but is instead dating his co-worker Patty Spivot. Also, it should be noted that there are still no signs of Iris’s favorite nephew Wally. The opening storyline is weak, which may deter new fans who began reading because of Flashpoint. Overall, this is an alright book, but not a very good Flash book.
THE FURY OF FIRESTORM: THE NUCLEAR MENThe Fury of Firestorm: The Nuclear Men redefines the story of Firestorm by expanding what and who Firestorm is, while incorporating the two different protagonists that fans have grown to love. By including Ronnie Raymond, Professor Stein and Jason Rusch in the origin, The Fury of Firestorm appeals to various generations of Firestorm fans while offering up a completely new story that seems darker and more in depth than stories of the past.
GREEN LANTERN: NEW GUARDIANSContinuing with the theme of giving each human Green Lantern a re-introduction, Green Lantern: New Guardians provides a simplified retelling of Kyle Raynor’s origin. Following this, the start of a mystery opens up concerning a multitude of mulitcolored lantern rings abandoning their owners and finding their way to Kyle an attempt to recruit him. Much like the other Green Lantern opening titles, this works as a great jumping on point for new fans.
I, VAMPIREAt first glance, I assumed this title was made to appeal to the Twilight crowd, and would offer nothing of interest. I was incredibly surprised to discover that it provided a captivating story set in continuity, with dark undertones and great artwork. The protagonist is remniscent of Blade in his motivations, but has a more complex story, and a strong Frankenstein-like tie to the antagonist. I’m excited to see how this story will play out, and what role it will play in the greater DCU.
JUSTICE LEAGUE DARKThis title is basically the new Shadowpact. Not too much happens in this first issue, as an emphasis is placed on introducing all the characters, and putting together a purpose for the team to form. An interesting scene is shown where Superman, Wonder Woman and Cyborg are defeated by a sea of jagged magical teeth conjured up by a powerful crone. Although the first issue was not the most exciting, I feel like this is one title to watch, as it seems like it will become very interesting and hopefully thought provoking as the series progresses.
THE SAVAGE HAWKMANThe Savage Hawkman is nicely drawn, but is not too interesting. Once again Hawkman’s origins are indeterminable and Carter Hall is not a particularly likeable character. It is intriguing to see that the Hawkman costume, made out of Nth Metal, is now apparently symbiotic, but it’s not enough to warrant reading any more of this series. I suggest either waiting for the inevitable re-introduction of Hawkgirl to pick up this title, or just avoiding it altogether.
SUPERMANThe story opens with the demolition of the old Daily Planet building, and the unveiling of the new one, which symbolizes a sense of progression forward for Superman and his world. The story is written with an interesting editorial perspective, making the entire comic feel like a story written for the Daily Planet by Clark Kent. There is a great deal of action, but an equally large amount of character development, making a simple story about Superman fighting a fire monster much more compelling. The writing makes the reader sympathize with Clark Kent at the end of the story. Although I still believe Action Comics is the best Superman title of the new 52, Superman is a close second, and a title I would not miss.
TEEN TITANSWithout a doubt the best comic of the week, Teen Titans did a great job of re-introducing the characters of Kid Flash, Red Robin, and Wondergirl. Much of the story reads more like a spy tale than a superhero story, with Tim and Cassie being followed by mysterious men from N.O.W.H.E.R.E. throughout. There are plenty of easter eggs provided as well, with brief glimpses of Beast Boy, Starfire, Bunker, Miss Martian, Static, and a re-designed Raven appearing on Red Robin’s computer. A great moment in the issue is when Cassie first becomes Wondergirl and evokes (clone) Superboy’s first appearance by shouting “Don’t. Call. Me. Wondergirl!” which is ironic because she’s set to meet him in the next issue. I am incredibly excited for this series, especially since it runs hand-in-hand with the equally amazing new Superboy title.
VOODOOLong story short, the entire comic revolves around a pair of federal agents at a strip club who are checking out the main attraction who performs under the stage name Voodoo. It turns out she’s an alien, but you don’t find out until the last page or two, so most of the story is a lot of unnecessary cheesecake. Basically, buying this comic is like going to a strip club, you waste your money and leave filled with shame and regret. This is a horrible comic that has no future; do not waste your time or dignity on it.
Part 3 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-3.html
Part 2 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-2.html
Part 1 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-1.html
Friday, September 23, 2011
The Bimbofication of Starfire
For the most part, I have enjoyed DC’s new 52, with the exception of a couple comics that have not sat well with me for various reasons. However, I had not hated any of the comics that have come out,
until I recently read Red Hood and the Outlaws. Although its depictions of Jason Todd and Roy Harper were generally amusing, the new interpretation of Starfire has made me angrier than Atrocitus. Not only has Starfire become a glorified sex doll, complete with a Crawford-esque beauty mark, but her entire history and personality has essentially been erased.The first thing we learn about Starfire in this new universe, before we even see her, is her breast size. Then, once we finally see her, that is all we can focus on, because the only thing covering her “38s” are essentially pasties with the magical ability to defy gravity. Shortly afterwards we find out that Starfire has been sleeping with Jason Todd, as he brags to Roy about how she’s “with” him, and quips about his “giant red helmet.” Later in the issue, after several gratuitous scenes of Starfire at the beach, Jason leaves her sight for two seconds so she propositions Roy for sex instead, because “Hell, why shouldn’t she have sex with every man she sees?”
The greatest insult to the character is the revelation that supposedly, “Tamaraneans don’t see humans as much more than sights and smells. And they have a terribly short attention span about all things earth.” Which is to say, Starfire still canonically spent time with the Teen Titans, but she neither remembers her time with them, nor any of the relationships she has formed on earth. This not only completely changes the character for the worse, but spits in the face of Wolfman, Perez, and all the other creators who has developed the character over the years.
I realize that the new 52 is meant to reboot and change a lot of characters, so that DC can move forward and improve their universe. However, changing a character from a strong willed warrior with friends, relationships, and emotions into a brainless bimbo with the mind of a goldfish and the libido of a rabbit is not progress; it’s disgusting. These new #1s are supposed to be appealing to a younger audience, and most young people who know of Starfire remember her from the Teen Titans cartoon, where she was portrayed as an sweet, innocent, naïve girl who cares about her friends and teammates. Presenting Starfire instead as an emotionless sexual deviant who can’t remember the names of her past friends and lovers will clearly drive these fans away. Granted Starfire has always been a sexually charged character, but she would always enter a physical relationship based on an emotional attachment. This however, is no longer the case, as she tells Roy pre-coitus “Love has nothing to do with it.”
Bleeding cool recently reported that “There were a handful of staff, mostly other women, who believed the writer was trying to equate being a strong woman with being, frankly, a slut.” I’m not sure it I would even give Scott Lobdell that much credit. It seems to me that he decided to make Red Hood and the Outsiders his very own sex and adrenaline fueled fan fic, which worries me because he is essentially handling the entire Teen Titans franchise. Lobdell’s lack of tact, subtlety, and respect makes me worry how he will handle characters like Rose Wilson and Caitlyn Fairchild in Superboy, and has me scared for the horrendous mess that I’m now sure will be Bunker in Teen Titans. With the new 52, DC promised progress with a greater emphasis on strong female characters and creators, but with Scott Lobdell on the helm of 3 books, it seems the company has made a huge mistake, and is taking giant leaps backwards.
Thursday, September 22, 2011
52 Pick Up Part 3
The New 52 in Review: Week 3
BATMAN
Where Detective Comics #1 presented the definitive version of Batman, Batman #1 showcases the modern Batman, complete with his extended “family” and the bat computer linked up to special contacts, controlled by voice commands. The artwork is inked well, showcasing the artist’s strong, dark, clean lines. Interesting revisions on classic villians appear, as well as a quick glimpse of a revision on the classic Robin costume. Batman’s monologue at the beginning helps set the scene and the mood, as an intriguing mystery begins to unfold that will leave the reader puzzled and yearning for more. Batman #1 is the perfect book to carry the character, and the franchise, into the future. This is another book I certainly would not miss.
BIRDS OF PREY
An all around entertaining tale, Birds of Prey does a good job introducing the first two members of the team; Black Canary and Starling, a fun, intriguing new character. Both are revealed to on the lam; Black Canary wanted for a murder she didn’t commit, and Starling on Government watch lists for unrevealed reasons. A small cameo by Barbara Gordon is given, and Katana is alluded to, but neither Huntress nor Poison Ivy make an appearance. The only negative aspect of this comic is Black Canary’s costume. It is clear that it was meant to incorporate parts of her old outfits, but the final amalgamation clashed so horribly and appeared so odd that I was constantly distracted by how strange she looked.
BLUE BEETLE
Although Jaime Reyes is a relatively new character, this new series resets his timeline and retells his origins in a relatively similar way, but without the looming threat of Infinite Crisis, or any allusions to previous Blue Beetles, making for a much smoother introduction to the character. The prologue grabs your attention and introduces an aspect of the Blue Beetle scarab that previously wasn’t explained until much later in the series, bringing new readers up to speed, while showing older readers that things will move much quicker this time around. This is a great first issue that effectively sets up Jaime Reyes’ world, as well as that of the Blue Beetle scarab.
CAPTAIN ATOM
In this new series, it appears that DC is trying to change Captain Atom into a cross between Dr. Manhattan and Firestorm. The story finds Captain Atom discovering that he can manipulate the molecular structure of matter, and that using his powers may be killing him. He looks exactly like Dr. Manhattan, but with flaming hair, and an atomic symbol on his chest, instead of on his forehead. Through the issue, Captain Atom looks like he was drawn with colored pencils or painted with a fine brush, whereas the rest of the world is clearly inked, making for very dynamic visuals. Generally interesting, Captain Atom may not be the best of the new 52, but I can certainly see it gaining a fan base.
DC UNIVERSE PRESENTS
Focusing on the character of Deadman, the first issue of the story arc adds a great deal of depth to the character, making his origin seem more interesting and the plight of his existence bleaker and more sympathetic. Well written, although very dark and depressing, the issue draws the reader in and . Despite being a thought provoking story, I’m glad that the Deadman arc is limited, as Deadman’s story is not strong enough to maintain a long term series.
GREEN LANTERN CORPS
Similar to Green Lantern #1, Green Lantern Corps #1 continues from where the series had previously left off, and puts a focus on the everyday lives of the human corp members, namely John Stewart and Guy Gardner. Once again this Green Lantern title does a good job of grounding characters, allowing a good opportunity for new readers to jump aboard. However, the excessive amount of brutal violence seen in the first couple pages are unwarranted, out of character for the title, and borderline sickening; an aspect that will easily drive away potential readers.
LEGION OF SUPERHEROES
Much like its companion title Legion Lost, Legion of Superheroes is completely inaccesible to new readers, and is even difficult to follow for casual readers who don’t regularly follow Legion of Superheroes titles. However, unlike Legion Lost, there are a wider variety of characters who regular DC readers will recognize, such as Mon-el and Starman, and despite its convoluded nature, the storyline is somewhat easier to follow. Also, the artwork is significantly better. Legion of Superheroes is aimed primarilly at long time fans, offering nothing to new or occasional readers.
NIGHTWING
It’s great to see Dick Grayson return as Nightwing, especially with the first issue showcasing the character returning to his roots by visiting Haley’s Circus. The current storyline ties in with the mystery occuring in Batman, and paves the way for the one of the first new DCU crossovers. This first issue focuses on the character of Dick Grayson, showing how different he is from Bruce Wayne, and how different the alias of Nightwing is from Batman.
RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS
There is so much that’s wrong with this comic that I can’t go into details about it all in one post, so I’ll focus on the positive aspects, and summarize the bad in one word: Starfire. Red Hood and the Outlaws is what you would get if Michael Bay made comics. That is to say, it has lots of insane, crazy action, bad puns and it’s great visually. Although there isn’t a great amount of character development, the comic presents Jason and Roy as unique characters who, for better or worse, have stepped out of the shadows of their mentors. If you want a mindlessly fun comic with a lot of shit blowing up, and you are able to look past the atrocities concerning Starfire, then you will enjoy Red Hood and the Outlaws.
SUPERGIRL
Taken from Supergirl’s point of view, this first issue shows Kara’s crash landing on earth, and her first encounter with both humans, and her cousin Superman. Through her internal monologue, we learn a great deal about Kara’s history, personality, and home world; as well as her first perceptions of Earth. Filled with action and great characterization, Supergirl is off to a good start,….now if only the poor girl can find some appropriate attire for her nether regions.
Part 2 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-2.html
Part 1 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-1.html
WONDER WOMAN
Unlike many of the other new 52 relaunches, there is no retelling of Diana’s origins. She simply IS Wonder Woman, and she is not one to be trifled with. Connections to the Greek gods are still an important aspect of the story, although given the looks of Hermes and Apollo, there may be more to the Greek Pantheon than meets the eye. Like any great Greek tale, the story begins in medias res, and although there is not a lot of focus on Diana, she is presented as a warrior who has been thrust into a new adventure of many. Wonder Woman has been reinvented several times over the last couple years, and I think this is the best interpretation we have seen since DC: The New Frontier.
BATMANWhere Detective Comics #1 presented the definitive version of Batman, Batman #1 showcases the modern Batman, complete with his extended “family” and the bat computer linked up to special contacts, controlled by voice commands. The artwork is inked well, showcasing the artist’s strong, dark, clean lines. Interesting revisions on classic villians appear, as well as a quick glimpse of a revision on the classic Robin costume. Batman’s monologue at the beginning helps set the scene and the mood, as an intriguing mystery begins to unfold that will leave the reader puzzled and yearning for more. Batman #1 is the perfect book to carry the character, and the franchise, into the future. This is another book I certainly would not miss.
BIRDS OF PREY
An all around entertaining tale, Birds of Prey does a good job introducing the first two members of the team; Black Canary and Starling, a fun, intriguing new character. Both are revealed to on the lam; Black Canary wanted for a murder she didn’t commit, and Starling on Government watch lists for unrevealed reasons. A small cameo by Barbara Gordon is given, and Katana is alluded to, but neither Huntress nor Poison Ivy make an appearance. The only negative aspect of this comic is Black Canary’s costume. It is clear that it was meant to incorporate parts of her old outfits, but the final amalgamation clashed so horribly and appeared so odd that I was constantly distracted by how strange she looked.
BLUE BEETLE
Although Jaime Reyes is a relatively new character, this new series resets his timeline and retells his origins in a relatively similar way, but without the looming threat of Infinite Crisis, or any allusions to previous Blue Beetles, making for a much smoother introduction to the character. The prologue grabs your attention and introduces an aspect of the Blue Beetle scarab that previously wasn’t explained until much later in the series, bringing new readers up to speed, while showing older readers that things will move much quicker this time around. This is a great first issue that effectively sets up Jaime Reyes’ world, as well as that of the Blue Beetle scarab.
CAPTAIN ATOM
In this new series, it appears that DC is trying to change Captain Atom into a cross between Dr. Manhattan and Firestorm. The story finds Captain Atom discovering that he can manipulate the molecular structure of matter, and that using his powers may be killing him. He looks exactly like Dr. Manhattan, but with flaming hair, and an atomic symbol on his chest, instead of on his forehead. Through the issue, Captain Atom looks like he was drawn with colored pencils or painted with a fine brush, whereas the rest of the world is clearly inked, making for very dynamic visuals. Generally interesting, Captain Atom may not be the best of the new 52, but I can certainly see it gaining a fan base.
DC UNIVERSE PRESENTS
Focusing on the character of Deadman, the first issue of the story arc adds a great deal of depth to the character, making his origin seem more interesting and the plight of his existence bleaker and more sympathetic. Well written, although very dark and depressing, the issue draws the reader in and . Despite being a thought provoking story, I’m glad that the Deadman arc is limited, as Deadman’s story is not strong enough to maintain a long term series.
GREEN LANTERN CORPS
Similar to Green Lantern #1, Green Lantern Corps #1 continues from where the series had previously left off, and puts a focus on the everyday lives of the human corp members, namely John Stewart and Guy Gardner. Once again this Green Lantern title does a good job of grounding characters, allowing a good opportunity for new readers to jump aboard. However, the excessive amount of brutal violence seen in the first couple pages are unwarranted, out of character for the title, and borderline sickening; an aspect that will easily drive away potential readers.
LEGION OF SUPERHEROES
Much like its companion title Legion Lost, Legion of Superheroes is completely inaccesible to new readers, and is even difficult to follow for casual readers who don’t regularly follow Legion of Superheroes titles. However, unlike Legion Lost, there are a wider variety of characters who regular DC readers will recognize, such as Mon-el and Starman, and despite its convoluded nature, the storyline is somewhat easier to follow. Also, the artwork is significantly better. Legion of Superheroes is aimed primarilly at long time fans, offering nothing to new or occasional readers.
NIGHTWING
It’s great to see Dick Grayson return as Nightwing, especially with the first issue showcasing the character returning to his roots by visiting Haley’s Circus. The current storyline ties in with the mystery occuring in Batman, and paves the way for the one of the first new DCU crossovers. This first issue focuses on the character of Dick Grayson, showing how different he is from Bruce Wayne, and how different the alias of Nightwing is from Batman.
RED HOOD AND THE OUTLAWS
There is so much that’s wrong with this comic that I can’t go into details about it all in one post, so I’ll focus on the positive aspects, and summarize the bad in one word: Starfire. Red Hood and the Outlaws is what you would get if Michael Bay made comics. That is to say, it has lots of insane, crazy action, bad puns and it’s great visually. Although there isn’t a great amount of character development, the comic presents Jason and Roy as unique characters who, for better or worse, have stepped out of the shadows of their mentors. If you want a mindlessly fun comic with a lot of shit blowing up, and you are able to look past the atrocities concerning Starfire, then you will enjoy Red Hood and the Outlaws.
SUPERGIRL
Taken from Supergirl’s point of view, this first issue shows Kara’s crash landing on earth, and her first encounter with both humans, and her cousin Superman. Through her internal monologue, we learn a great deal about Kara’s history, personality, and home world; as well as her first perceptions of Earth. Filled with action and great characterization, Supergirl is off to a good start,….now if only the poor girl can find some appropriate attire for her nether regions.
Part 2 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-2.html
Part 1 can be found here: http://thegreen-dragon.blogspot.com/2011/09/52-pick-up-part-1.html
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